Dad Cap — "I'm billing you for this conversation." Embroidered Funny Quote Hat

A laid-back, deadpan-casual cap that speaks for you before you do. This classic dad cap settles into your day with a low profile and a soft, unstructured crown. The understated embroidered line — “I’m billing you for this conversation.” — lands with dry humor, making it a favorite for people who appreciate witty, slightly sarcastic statements. Wear it on long walks, while running errands, or to coffee shops where small talk lingers. The adjustable hideaway strap and precurved visor keep things comfortably familiar, while the subtle branded details (sewn-in label and visor sticker) show quality where it counts. Clean, conversational, and quietly bold — this cap becomes part of the easy routines of someone who values time, clarity, and a good one-liner.

Product features
- Soft unstructured 6-panel body with low profile for everyday comfort
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with color-matched underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- Made from 100% cotton (note: Green Camo variant is 65% polyester/35% cotton)
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.